Make Money as an “Arsonist of Buildings”

Did your career turn out exactly as you’d planned, only you planned it while you were drunk? If so, Professor Dexter Loudermilker has the solution. He can teach you everything you need to know to become an “Arsonist of Buildings.”

Dexter Loudermilker

You could make as much as twice what you’re making at your current job, and we’re talking making money here and not making whatever product you make at your current manufacturing job! And that’s to say nothing of the satisfaction that comes with a “building” well “arsoned.”

“Arsonist of buildings” is one of the fastest growing professions in the U.S, just behind “Bench Repainter.” But who wants to spend their life painting benches for a second or even third time?

You’ll learn:

• The 10 secrets of successful “arsonists”
• Which “buildings” to target
• “Of” many other great suggestions!

Professor Dexter Loudermilker has also been employed as an “Embezzler of Money” and a “Blow-upper of Government Dams.”

Course 79664
Sec. A April 1 7:30-10:00pm
Member’s course fee $34.99 / Course fee $49.99