Put the “I” Back into Strip-Mining

Do you remember when your mass strip-mining operation was about more than just unearthing mineral deposits after first removing the layers of earth above them in a manner that is similar to open-pit mining in many regards? Do you remember when it was about you? Or, as ‘you’ call yourself, ‘I’?

Well you can’t spell ‘strip-mining’ without ‘I’, and Ard Houghterdoff hasn’t forgotten that fact. That’s why he developed this groundbreaking class to help you rediscover your personal relationship with ground-breaking.

He’ll teach you how to “strip-mine your soul” and “find loopholes in the Surface Mining Control and Reclamation Act of 1977 of your heart” to make removing colossal quantities of soil and rock as much fun as it was when you were a boy!

Ard Houghterdoff is owner of EarthCo Mining Corporation Company and author of the upcoming memoir What’s Mine is Mine. He is the originator of the popular bumper sticker “Keep your laws off my multimillion dollar mining concern!”

Course 564
Sec. A March 13 7:30-10:00pm
Member’s course fee $34.99 / Course fee $49.99