Methane Leakage from the City Dump A Goldmine That Smells Like Farts!

What’s that you’re smelling? Is it farts? Or is it cold, hard cash? It could be both! What if somebody were to tell you that there was a goldmine sitting untouched on the outskirts of your town? Are you the kind of person who would just sit there pressing your middle fingers together like a loser, or are you the kind of person who would do something about going to your computer and signing up for a class to learn a little more about it?

If you’re the first kind of person, then you can stop reading right now. Unless you’re the first kind of person, but you’re also the kind of person who can be easily talked into things. Either way, if you’re the second kind of person — in either the former or current paragraph — then you’ll be interested in what “Doctor” Arnvod Pettigout has to say about methane gas, aka “nature’s gold.”

You’ll learn:

• That he who smelt it, ‘gelt’ it
• That ‘gelt’ is an old term for money
• That ‘smelt’ can be a verb that relates to extracting metals (such as gold) from their ore, but not in this case.

“Doctor” Arnvod Pettigout is author of two best-selling flyers, Methane Gas: It’s a Literal Gas! and Methane Gas: It’s a Figurative Gas!

Course 6789
Sec. A April 24 7:30-10:00pm
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