Find the Career That’s Right For You To Pretend to Have on Your Internet Dating Profile!

Are you a fork-lift repairman? A toy-crane prize replenisher? A novelty wild-west themed bartender at a state-line casino? Are you, in other words, one of the millions of Americans who are embarrassed about their jobs? It doesn’t have to be that way! Lorange Gumdroop will show you that you can have any career you want! According to your internet dating profile.

There are hundreds of interesting, fulfilling jobs out there just waiting for you to pretend to have! Imagine: you could go to work every morning feeling good about yourself, knowing that strangers think you do something more interesting than you actually do, and hoping they won’t find out the truth
until after they’ve already slept with you! Or at least given you a hand-job!

You’ll learn:

• What the job you say you have says about you
• That everybody likes a “graphic designer”
• And more!

You can’t buy this kind of fake-job satisfaction. Except now you can!

Lorange Gumdroop is a certified careerier and author of the book Paging Doctor You! Become A Doctor In Under Four Hours.

Course 45
Sec. A March 23 7:30-10:00pm
Member’s course fee $34.99 / Course fee $49.99