Kicking Ass and Taking Names! The Exciting New Field of Extreme Polling

Do you like getting information, but think that asking is for sissies? Have you ever heard of the “extreme polling movement?” If no, does that sound like something you’d be interested in learning more about? If yes, can I ask you just a few more questions?

Did you know that extreme polling was invented by Churt Ballast? Have you heard that many modern polls fail because of high “refusal to participate” rates? Did you know that Churt Ballast believes that pollsters need to start getting more violent and aggressive? Are you aware that he likes to say it’s time to “say no to taking no for an answer?”

Which of the following would you be interested in learning about in this exciting and informative evening?

• The “I’m not askin’” method of askin’
• The “me and this army” method of gesturing to your fist
• The “right in the face” method of hitting a guy with a metal rod.

Churt Ballast has been president of the Haverstock Polling Agency since its founder left town one day and hasn’t been heard from since. He is the author of the book How to Punch The President in the Nuts.

Course 8303
Sec. A March 13 7:30-10:00pm
Sec. B March 14 7:30-10:00pm
Member’s course fee $34.99 / Course fee $49.99