What’s That You Say? Pretending to be Deaf Has Financial Advantages?

Mr. Beeswillster

Deaf people can hear something you can’t: prosperity! But why should the aurally-challenged have all the fun of having all the money? You deserve a muffled piece of the action, and Garnett Beeswillster’s course will show you how to serve up a hefty slice of “deaf pie!” To yourself!

Pretending to be deaf could make you the richest man in the world! Sound crazy? Yes! But not if you pretend not to hear it! If you cash in on this “unheard of” offer, the sound of all the money you’ll make will be deafening! For real this time! Metaphorically speaking.

The only thing “hard” about pretending to be hard of hearing is how “hard” of hearing you’ll pretend to be!

You’ll learn:

• You don’t have to pay for something if you can’t hear the price-tag!
• That deaf people can’t hear anything, not even the verdicts of lawsuits against them!

Garnett Beeswillster is a non-practicing unlicensed “attorney,” and the author of Hearing AIDS & Hearing Cancer: Who Needs a Doctor When You’ve Got Ears?

Course 7314
Sec. A March 1 7:30-10:00pm
Member’s course fee $34.99 / Course fee $49.99