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Hey Millionaire! Become an Eccentric Millionaire!

You got rich by thinking outside the box. You didn’t play by the rules when you were making your money (unless you were a professional athlete) so why play by the rules while spending it?!

Sir Von Brandenburg De Clave 
is the author of many books 
written in lamb’s blood on 
shredded wheat.
Sir Von Brandenburg De Clave — one of America’s most eccentric millionaires — can teach you how to get more out of being rich by “Brakin’ ull du Rulz!” As his patented catchphrase suggests, Sir De Clave isn’t a fan of conventions, button-down traditionalism, or spelling. And you shouldn’t be either! Unless it’s some roundabout way of rebelling!

Your $$ gives you something regular people don’t have: the chance to blow your $$ on crazy schemes!

You’ll learn:
  • Why take a car when a monorail will do?
  • To throw money away on go-nowhere pet projects in the arts! Space exploration! Chewing gum that stops time!
  • Invent a mermaid, then marry her!

Course 7999
Sec. A March 24 7:30-10:00pm
Member’s course fee $34.99 / Course fee $49.99

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