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How to Make $300 Million in 30 Days by Spending $30 Million!
With the Caveat That, at the End of the 30 Days, You Can’t Own Anything, and You’re Not Allowed to Tell Anyone What You’re Doing!

How many times have you been told that you’re the sole heir to one of the richest men in the country, and that he just died, leaving you a quarter of a billion dollars? But it seems like you can never get that money unless you accomplish an exceedingly convoluted high-concept task that strains the bounds of believability but provides plenty of opportunity for comic set-pieces, am I right?

Monty Brewster knows firsthand how tough it can be to inherit a fortune and then have to spend a small percentage of it in an arbitrary time period. He had to deal with the capricious whims of a dead tycoon and the reproaches of a beautiful woman who might just have wound up helping him. In the end, he got his millions, and you can too!

Brewster’s course will teach you:
  • That a good motto is “While you don’t have to be crazy to blow $30 Million in 30 days, it helps”
  • How to watch out for supporting characters who will profit from your failure
  • Whatever you do, don’t give John Candy any of your money, for fear that he’ll invest in the stock market and ruin your chances of success at the end of the 2nd act.
Montgomery “Monty” Brewster was a minor league baseball player who didn’t know he had a millionaire uncle until the man passed away.

Course 549
Sec. A March 9 7:30-10:00pm
Member’s course fee $34.99 / Course fee $49.99

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