How to® Trademark™ Everyday “Words and Phrases”©

How would you like to make enormous profits whenever other people speak?™ You can, just by trademarking™ the “words and phrases”© that we all use® everyday!

There’s never been a better time™ to take® advantage of people’s habits of saying things that they always say®, and Mary Donald Plymouthsmith can show you how™! Mrs. Plymouthsmith has made a fortune© off copyrighting such commonly-used words as “fortune”© and® “and”®! And® now it’s your turn!

In this informative class, you’ll learn:

• How to trademark™ a word
• How to have trademarked™ all it’s various conjugations
• How to repeatedly© use your copyrighted words repeatedly© to repeatedly© insinuate them into the public vernacular
• Trademarking™ punction marks?™ Yes!
• And® more!

Mary Donald Plymouthsmith has earned® over $140,000 by suing™ people for repeatedly© using her trademarked™ “words and phrases.”© She previously taught a Teaching Annex course on winning frivolous lawsuits.
Course 736465
Sec. A March 19 7:30-10:00pm
Member’s course fee $34.99 / Course fee $49.99